Steven Brown, God be with you, James, your daughter and Diane. I sympathize with the pain
you feel. I know that it's easier said than done, but do all you can from falling headlong into
the guilt trap.
Andy, this one is just for you!
Bush's Warsaw War Pact
By MAUREEN DOWD
The New York Times
WASHINGTON. The diplomatic motorcade pulled up to the White House yesterday with great
fanfare. The two Marine guards at the door of the colonnaded West Wing saluted smartly. TV
cameras pressed close to get pictures of the vital American ally alighting from the black sedan
for his one-on-one with President Bush.
It was a summit of the two great strategic partners, America and Bulgaria.
Bulgaria?
As the world's only remaining superpower was conferring honor upon one of its only remaining
friends, America smashed through the global looking glass.
To get Saddam, the Bush administration has dizzily turned the world upside down and inside out.
Our new best friends are the very people we used to protect our old best friends from. During the
cold war, we safeguarded Old Europe from the Evil Empire. Now we have embraced the former
Soviet Bloc satellites to protect us from the Security Council machinations of our former
paramours France and Germany. NATO was created to protect Western Europe from the
Communist hordes — namely the Bulgarians, who tried to outdo the bizarro Albanians as the
most Stalinist regime in Eastern Europe and were renowned for the "thick necks" who did wet
work for the K.G.B.
Now Secretary Don Evans flies off to Bulgaria to discuss trade, and Rummy hints we may move
U.S. troops from Germany to Bulgaria.
In diplomatic circles, our new allies from Eastern Europe are dryly referred to as "Bush's Warsaw
Pact." As one Soviet expert put it, "Bulgaria used to be Russia's lapdog. Now it's America's
lapdog."
The Bulgarians were such sycophants to Russia that in the 60's they proposed becoming the
16th republic of the Soviet Union.
Mr. Bush will not be the only one having trouble with the Bulgarian prime minister's name. We all
will. In press reports it's spelled Simeon Saxcoburggotski.
Is this a good trade, the French for the Bulgarians?
Sketchy facts about Bulgaria rattle around: It has a town called Plovdiv; it wants to become big in
the skiing industry; its secret service stabbed an exiled dissident writer in London with a poison-
tipped umbrella; it sent agents to kill the pope. During the cold war Bulgaria was valued by
Moscow for the canned tomatoes it sent in winter.
Three famous Bulgarians: Carl Djerassi, who invented birth control pills; Christo, the original
wrap artist; Boris Christof, the opera singer. In "Casablanca" there was the Bulgarian girl who
offered herself to Claude Rains to get plane tickets.
Avis Bohlen, a former second-in-command at the American Embassy in France and an
ambassador to Sofia in the late 1990's, calls Bulgaria "a very gutsy little country" that has worked
hard to improve.
Ms. Bohlen is dubious about the Bush administration's volatile snits at old allies. "You can't build
a foreign policy on pique," she says.
© 2003 The New York Times Company