>Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was attacked by
>a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a
>nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the
>dog's neck. A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the
>incident and rushed over to interview the boy.
>
>The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
>headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious
>Animal."
>
>"But I'm not a Celtics fan," the little hero interjected.
>
>"Sorry," replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I just
>assumed you were."
>
>Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "John Kerry Fan rescues
>Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."
>
>"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds. The reporter says, "I
>assumed everybody in this state was either for the Celtics or Kerry or
>Kennedy. What team or person do you support?"
>
>"I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says.
>
>Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again: "Arrogant Little
>Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet