Subject: Does the radio work??

>>A lady bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the

>> > > > next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out

>> > > > how the radio worked.

>> > > >

>> > > > The salesman explained that the radio was voice

>> > > > activated.

>> > > >

>> > > > "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"

>> > > >

>> > > > The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

>> > > >

>> > > > "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again"

>> > > > came from the speakers.

>> > > >

>> > > > The lady drove away happy, and for the next few

>> > > > days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd

>> > > > get beautiful classical music, and if she

>> > > > said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome

>> > > > songs.

>> > > >

>> > > > One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly

>> > > > creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to

>> > > > avoid him.

>> > > >

>> > > > "ASSHOLES!" she yelled.......

>> > > >

>> > > > Then the French National Anthem, sung by the

>> > > > Dixie Chicks, began to play.

>> > >